Ehem. Excuse me Internet. I find it quite doubtful you compiled all your disoriented 1's and 0's into legs and arms; a head and a very sweet soul and left a bundle of my most favorite flowers on my door step. Did you?

Nah, I didn't think so.

But someone did. And it's too bad they didn't stick around to see how happy they made me. Thanks, person who loves May Day as much as I do, thanks a whole whole bunch.