18 May 2007

Dear Internet (two letters in one week! WOW.),

For the past year and a few months I have been holding my breath. Today, I exhaled a long, steady stream of stagnant air.

I'd recommend stepping back for a few days and letting that air do its thing in the atmosphere, because I wouldn't want you to breathe in all that I have been holding in, I just wouldn’t be fair.

Instead? Let's meet next Monday at a coffee shop and I'll tell you all about the next breath I'm about to take.


ps- I have bed bugs. Let me tell you, they are not as cute as they sound. And it’s no sort of wives tale, the do indeed bite.


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