I have been a painstakingly boring girl who has spent the past two weeks packing and unpacking and packing again; figuring out love and which drapes go best with my couch.

I have had little time for bar hopping or shopping or a anything cool. I am out of practice.

This week I promise to drudge up some cool new things for the both of us, because honestly, I feel like I am 26 going on 86, except I don't know how to knit.