things I know as of just about now...

Ikea is the best thing since Tom Ford went to Gucci.
My mom is right, kmart is not that bad.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Only very special people meant lift heavy objects

For the first time in something like forever, I have plates, cups, sheets, and all sorts of other adult things which will reside in my own apartment with just me and my thoughts and my puppy.