Because Daily Candy has like, 20 sets of eyes and hands doing their dirty work, I'll lend the winter sale extravaganza line-up up to them.

What: Olivine Winter Sale
Why: All winter clothing, shoes, accessories, and beauty items marked down 30-70 percent, plus a percentage of Friday’s proceeds goes to First Place School.
When: Starts Fri.
Where: 5344 Ballard Ave. NW (206-706-4188).

What: Tulip/A Mano Semiannual Winter Sales
Why: Double up with clothes and shoes from Mike & Chris, Vena Cava, Chie Mihara, Cydwoq, and more, starting at 30 percent off.
When: Starts Fri.
Where: Tulip, 1201 First Ave. (206-223-1790); A Mano, 1115 First Ave. (206-292-1767).

What: Juniper Winter Sale
Why: Up to 70 percent off ecochic items from Stewart + Brown, Souchi, JP Organic, and more.
When: Starts Fri.
Where: 3314 E. Spring St. (206-838-7496).

What: La Rousse Winter Sale
Why: Entire store marked down 30-50 percent, including Pine IV denim, American Retro, and Karen Walker.
When: Starts Fri.
Where: 430 Virginia St. (206-448-1515).

What: Polite Society Winter Sale
Why: By Malene Birger, Baum und Pfergarden, and all winter/holiday merch at 35 percent off.
When: Now (while the going’s good).
Where: 1924 First Ave. (206-441-4796).

What: Lambs Ear Winter Sale
Why: Up to 50 percent off entire store (including shoes from Loeffler Randall and Ellen Verbeek and bags from Anna Corinna) plus free Cupcake Royale minis.
When: Starts Sat.
Where: 3516 Fremont Pl. N. (206-632-2626).

See you crazy kids this weekend. I'll have my puppy and roommate in tow, if find something in your size I promise to pass it under the dressing room door.