The last time I was in H & M my Boyfriend snagged a whole host of great things and I walked away with a scarf I can't yet appreciate and a anxiety attack. The time before that, I was in LES H & M in NYC and I ran into Laura from Project Runway ( you know the one with 75 kids and a supremely old husband). we bought the SAME DRESS and I stood behind her in line and did my very best not to wrap my hands around her waist and hug her from behind. And if it weren't for Laura, I would have hated H & M in NYC too. Too Crowded. Too Competitive. Too Disappointing.
But, as the girl who said she'd never again but did anyway, I'm heading into H & M today. I'll have my zanax and AMEX in hand. And if I see you there and pull you aside to ask you if this or that is too "lunchy" or not enough "ooh-la-la", please don't be alarmed. I go at these scary things alone, then realize, I'm not so good at much of anything by myself.
But, as the girl who said she'd never again but did anyway, I'm heading into H & M today. I'll have my zanax and AMEX in hand. And if I see you there and pull you aside to ask you if this or that is too "lunchy" or not enough "ooh-la-la", please don't be alarmed. I go at these scary things alone, then realize, I'm not so good at much of anything by myself.
posted by Amanda Mae at 1:35 PM
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oh my GOD, this is so funny! Hunny and i went to the Vancouver H&M a month ago, and he walked out with an ENTIRE new wardrobe. i found ZILCH.
oh, wait, i bought a necklace and some hoop earrings for like a dollar.
What is it about that place? either you hit the jackpot, or walk out with nothing but disappointment and a migraine! sheesh!
good luck today, my fingers crossed that its an eventful trip! :)
I'd like to say that boys aren't that picky, but mine CERTAINLY is.
I was wording my questions as so:
"How ugly is this? Is it worth 19.50?"
I was desperate for something.
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