26 August 2008

Somewhere around my 10th or 11th year of life I stole 50 + dollars out of my mothers Dooney and Burke hand bag. I was caught and (from what I remember) denied the theft. Then later (again as I remember) threw myself into the arms of my dad begging for forgiveness. I don't recall paying the money back. But I remember the immeasurable amount of guilt and shame I felt, even to this day, I feel terrible for rummaging around in my mothers hand bag.

Last night, I received a customer service email from adameve.com that my order for anal beads, a sex swing, and hydro bunny dildo had been shipped to my home in Louisiana.


Clearly I didn't ship any of these things* to my non-existent home in LA. Nor, would I ever buy these nor much of anything on line. My credit card info had been stolen and used to make un-authorized on-line purchases.

You all know I am girl who prefers to shop in real life. Meaning person to person, fashionista to designer, patron to owner. The last thing I bought on line was Maggie Mason's book on Blogging (which I only know because I checked my pay pal account this morning to make sure). I even by my concert tickets in person.

The shop-in-person-only-snob who wants more than anything these shoes -only available only to me on-line - can't have them. Why? Because she canceled her credit cards like a responsible victim of fraud would do. And, Because Karma's a bitch.

Loeffler Randall Blythe D Ring Bootie @ Pinkmascara.com, $307.30.

Mom, I am sorry for stealing the 50 dollars (errrr...and not repaying my overspending my first time in Europe. If it matters, my Todds bag is STILL in just as fashionable today as it was in 2001.)

*If you'd like your own beads, swing, and hydro bunny. I recommend you visit the Gals Babeland on Capitol Hill (707 E Pike St
Seattle, WA 98122)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. I love you

2. I went to lunch today with my designers. We were undercharged... twice. (after I flagged the ridiculously low bill the first time around). After the second, we just decided to leave the difference in tip.

3. The great thing about Karma, is that it always comes back around.

Now go get those boots we were drooling over last night. You deserve them.... and they deserve you. xx

Naughty Monkey belly up brown suede boot available at Shoefly. I only I will be able to borrow them with the perfect fall dress. Karma

9:25 PM  
Blogger chira said...

i sometimes worry about credit card fraud but then with a first and last name (12 letters!) like mine i figure people just won't bother....

9:11 AM  

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