Last night, I received a customer service email from adameve.com that my order for anal beads, a sex swing, and hydro bunny dildo had been shipped to my home in Louisiana.
Clearly I didn't ship any of these things* to my non-existent home in LA. Nor, would I ever buy these nor much of anything on line. My credit card info had been stolen and used to make un-authorized on-line purchases.
You all know I am girl who prefers to shop in real life. Meaning person to person, fashionista to designer, patron to owner. The last thing I bought on line was Maggie Mason's book on Blogging (which I only know because I checked my pay pal account this morning to make sure). I even by my concert tickets in person.
The shop-in-person-only-snob who wants more than anything these shoes -only available only to me on-line - can't have them. Why? Because she canceled her credit cards like a responsible victim of fraud would do. And, Because Karma's a bitch.
Loeffler Randall Blythe D Ring Bootie @ Pinkmascara.com, $307.30.
Mom, I am sorry for stealing the 50 dollars (errrr...and not repaying my overspending my first time in Europe. If it matters, my Todds bag is STILL in just as fashionable today as it was in 2001.)
*If you'd like your own beads, swing, and hydro bunny. I recommend you visit the Gals Babeland on Capitol Hill (707 E Pike St
Seattle, WA 98122)